Amusing Correspondence

I have often thought I should have lived at the height of epistolary exchanges. I flatter myself a witty correspondent (as does my recipient ;]). Evidence enclosed:

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From: K. M. 
To: Cristero
Sent: Fri, December 4, 2009 9:56:20 AM
Subject: Re: So Happy

So I have been trying to prove uniform convergence in probability of my design-weighted quantiles this morning and it is giving me a headache so I would like to take a moment to find an easier probability.

On Sat, Dec 5, 2009 at 5:21 PM, Cristero wrote:
We had so much fun with you, guys! And we will converge again in probability of viewing Boondock Saints 2 at the design-weighted Lyric Cinema, time quantiled Sunday at 1600 hours.


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From: K. M.
To: Nick C
Cc: Cristero ; A. L.
Sent: Sun, December 6, 2009 9:14:28 AM
Subject: Re: So Happy

AH. So I just called you guys. We are wondering if we should maybe postpone seeing Boondock Saints until next weekend because of the snow. Thoughts?

Ronnie, I love hearing you talk in stat-speak! So fun!!

On Sun, Dec 6, 2009 at 9:55 AM, Cristero wrote:
Are we not Coloradoans?! Are we not Iowans and Michiganders?! What is a little snow? Nothing to good company and good movies (and maybe dinner afterward?)! We will brave the inclement weather! We will defy the elements! (Unless it's super hazardous...) Our carriage is of sturdy craft and our driver of steely nerve--he will contact you forthwith.

Have no fear, friends!
The Cornerstone Saints